PULASKI COUNTY, Va. – If you've crossed paths with a drunk yet crafty sock puppet, the Pulaski County Sheriff's Office wants to talk to you.
Wearing what looks like some type of chauffer's hat, a woman dubbed "Corkscrew Callie" decided she was done damaging corks for her all-important Etsy projects, so she decided to heist a corkscrew.
In a weird twist, she also swiped a sock puppet -- maybe she's lonely?
For whatever reason, she decided she didn't have to pay like the rest of us.
Authorities have asked residents to be on the lookout for a drunk and crafty sock puppet, or a woman drunkenly mumbling to a sock puppet -- either fit the description.
If you've seen "Corkscrew Callie," give the Pulaski County Sheriff's Office a call.